Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Episode 5 Ending song

5 Ending Song

Welcome to episode 5 of Jay Wont dart's podcast, just thought I'd make a really fast episode explaining my new ending song, called You Cant Say No To A Soldier ha!

I got this from No Agenda episode 20, No Agenda is perhaps my favourite podcast, it features Adam Curry and John C Dvorak who I should talk about in a future episode. Adam Curry is the father of podcasting, he worked for MTV for a long time and is a worldwide celebrity.

John C Dvorak is known worldwide as a tech journalist, he has some great podcasts like Cranky Geeks and Tech 5 up, Tech 5 goes out each day and its summing up the days computer news in a 5 minute episode. It normally has a starting clip from The Simpsons or Family Guy etc, and one to finish off too.

I took out the roughly 2 minute song from an hour long episode, No Agenda 20. I'll play the bit with the song first, and then leave a few minutes of explaination from Adam and John at the end. I have the lyrics in the podcasts too, so if you are on your computer listening, you can right click and bring up the song details, and switch to "Lyrics" or whatever to show them as you listen along. On an iPod it would be better, you just click through the information a few times and it will let you scroll through as you sing along Karaoke Style.

From now on, I'll have this awesome old song for my ending, at the end of each podcast episode :)

Now I'll play the song.



Lyrics


Listen, little lady, it's the order of the day,
Issued by the highest of authority;
Fellows in the service simply can't be turned away,
You know that defense must get priority.
So, if you're patriotic'lly inclined,
Heed the call to arms, and keep this thought in mind:


Chorus 1:


You can't say, "No," to a soldier,
A sailor or a handsome marine;
No, you can't say, "No," if he wants to dance,
If he's gonna fight, he's got a right to romance;
So, get out your lipstick and powder,
Be beautiful and dutiful, too.
If he's not your type, then it's still o-kay,
You can always kiss him in a sisterly way,

Oh, you can't say, "No,
No, you gotta give in,
If you want him to win for you.

Chorus 2 (from movie)

You can't say, "No," to a soldier,
A sailor or a handsome marine;
No, you can't say, "No," if he wants to dance,

If he's gonna fight, he's got a right to romance;
So, get out your lipstick and powder,
Be beautiful and dutiful, too.
If he says it's cold on those submarines,
You can knit a sweater, but that's not what he means;
Oh, you can't say, "No,"
No, no, no, no, no, no;
No, they're not made of tin,
So, you better give in

If you want him to win for you.





Awesome wasnt it? Remember when men used to be in control of the world? When the faithful husband would go to work in a suit with his briefcase, kiss his wife on the cheek, his daughter on the forehead, shake his sons hand and skip past the white picket fence to the sidewalk? Those must have been the days. We didnt have the recession to worry about, oh no, terrorists werent blowing up buildings. We were going to the moon for gods sake! But then women had to go and start protesting, wanting abortions, The Pill etc, the right to vote, can you believe that? You know, they just go and waste it on the labour party, that damn labour party cancelled Nationals order for a hundred million dollars worth of fighter jets. I'll NEVER forget that, I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I could have been a fighter pilot! Its not like NZ starts wars, I bet they would just be used for air shows, warbirds over wanaka, well, they'd dust off those old spitfires, and then I'd blast through at 1600 kilometres per hour, BOOM as I went supersonic, BOOM as all the car windows explode from the force......now its but a dream.

I'd like to thank Adam Curry and John C Dvorak for making No Agenda, I love that show and now its given me this great song to use! I've asked for permission to use clips from No Agenda, Adam said it was fine. If you want to listen to No Agenda for yourself, you should, they record twice a week, Thursday and Sunday American time. So wait till New Zealand Friday for the first episode of the week. Just type in " no agenda" into iTunes and you will find it.


So yeah, I'm still looking for a good intro, it cant be long like this 2 minute ending clip. Maybe 10 seconds, and then I'll start my episode.

The next episodes I'm planning to do will be about South Invercargill, and Richard Nixon, I've gotten clips lined up for both of those allready, I just cant wait!

Ok, here goes my new ending, you can skip the song if you dont want to hear it twice so soon :)


If you want to contact me, even just to say you listened, send an email to jaywontdart@gmail.com, j a y w o n t d a r t @ gmail.com, I'd appreciate it.

Have a super happy day, bye.

end song You Can't Say No To A Soldier plays

Written for: Iceland (1942)
Lyric: Mack Gordon
Music: Harry Warren
Year: 1942
Original publisher: Twentieth Century Music Corporation, rights controlled by
Mayfair Music Corp.



Listen, little lady, it's the order of the day,
Issued by the highest of authority;
Fellows in the service simply can't be turned away,
You know that defense must get priority.
So, if you're patriotic'lly inclined,
Heed the call to arms, and keep this thought in mind:


Chorus 1:


You can't say, "No," to a soldier,
A sailor or a handsome marine;
No, you can't say, "No," if he wants to dance,
If he's gonna fight, he's got a right to romance;
So, get out your lipstick and powder,
Be beautiful and dutiful, too.
If he's not your type, then it's still o-kay,
You can always kiss him in a sisterly way,

Oh, you can't say, "No,
No, you gotta give in,
If you want him to win for you.

Chorus 2 (from movie)

You can't say, "No," to a soldier,
A sailor or a handsome marine;
No, you can't say, "No," if he wants to dance,

If he's gonna fight, he's got a right to romance;
So, get out your lipstick and powder,
Be beautiful and dutiful, too.
If he says it's cold on those submarines,
You can knit a sweater, but that's not what he means;
Oh, you can't say, "No,"
No, no, no, no, no, no;
No, they're not made of tin,
So, you better give in

If you want him to win for you.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Episode 4 Theme Parks

Episode 4 Theme Parks

Welcome to the fourth episode of Jay Wont dart's podcast :)

Finally an episode where I can try to relax, I get so nervous recording these podcast episodes, reading facts from books and Wikipedia, some of this podcast is straight from my own memories . I've left errors in the other podcasts, some of them stand out, so I'm trying to be calmer and do a better job making new episodes. I include my little script as the description and also lyrics, so you should be able to read along as I talk. I'm including sources I've used in the script down the bottom, so you can see the actual address for the video clips I've put in this audio podcast, if you want to see them for yourself, its easy enough to search for my clips, and I say who uploaded them so they get credit, but the whole address is down the bottom.

In this episode, I'll talk about Australasian theme parks I've been to, and maybe an infamous theme park for good measure, Luna Park in Sydney oooooh! Maybe in another episode I'll talk about Disney, if you'd like me to do that, email me at jaywontdart@gmail.com and ask.

The first real theme park I ever got brought to was Rainbows End, a themepark in Auckland New Zealand. I was about 7, I dont remember much of it that well. I do remember fairly standard things like the dogem cars and one of those motion rides, where you are in a movie theater with moving chairs that make you feel like you are in the movie.

Heres a clip from New Zealand TV, Pulp Sport, which is a stupid show about sport, two idiot hosts do some dumb little stunts like trying to sneak beer into cricket games and having their mascot, which is like some kind of a rat or something sneak into places without paying, because hes a mascot. In this clip it goes to Rainbows End, where it gets taken out by the big security guard. You can hear when thats happening from the music change, from the Rainbows End theme song from ads, to Limp Biskit.



BUT the biggest thing I remember, was being terrified of the roller-coaster! The Cork Screw roller coaster, it was called the Coca Cola Corkscrew I think, pepsi, coke, something like that. Anyway, I was barely big enough to ride it, I was tall for my age, but it still scared the crap out of me! I got up to the queue, before telling my dad I "had to go to the toilet", he said he would wait but I told him to go on without me. I stayed back and watched him go around it twice, it had a bit, the corkscrew from the rides name, where it spirals over the footpath near where I was, standing, this huge metal thing spinning around upside down and back just a couple metres above where people were walking!!!

In this episode I'll mention some of the accidents that have happened at the different theme parks, in a respectful way of course, I mean these are real people that I'll mention, with families, they arnt just statistics to be brought up. But a theme park is all about making people feel scared, like you're on an out of control ride, its worth mentioning the times when things really did go wrong.

Two people have died at Rainbows End; a young man cleaning a ferris wheel in the little kids area, Michael Ross Stuart, he was horribly crushed. Before that, Thomas Wayne Hemi, fell from a bungy jump, the staff working at the theme park hadnt put the bungy cord around him properly and he fell.

New Zealand doesnt have many theme parks sadly, just a few circus kind really. Rainbows End has the only real roller coaster in the whole country, as far as I know.

I have been on some cool other rides like The Kamikaze, which is this big swinging thing, it has two pendulum cars that swing opposite from each other, really scary being inside but fun, amazing to watch from outside. The two arms have to built up momentum before they can go right over, they take a few swings each to get up near the top, before they go right over they get RIGHT up there, before slowly slipping back down, then the next swing takes them over fairly easily, and from then on they zoom around and around. The cars are sort of pointed in shape, both cars face both ways and the people inside face out at the end closest to them, say theres 12 rows of double seats, 24 people total, well 6 rows will face north and 6 rows south. If you are in any of the front rows of the 4 total sections, its doubly scary because you are so close to outside the car, you're just 20 centimetres or so from being outside of this swinging thing. I was really scared to go on the ride but got pressured by friends, I would have been 12. I really loved it afterwards and sure am glad I went. Looking up Wikipedia about the Kamikaze style ride, its known as a pendulum style ride meaning it swings about, people apparently have died or been seriously injured, seems to be when they are too small and slip out of the ride's harnesses. I'd rate the Kamikaze 3 out of 5.

So yeah, no real roller coasters in this country, New Zealanders go over to Australia for the real theme parks. The biggest parks in Australia are Dream World and Movie World on the Gold Coast, with Luna Park in Sydney. Ill leave Luna Park till last, its had a terrifying history!

I've been to Dream World and Movie World, in 2005 for a high school Geography trip to Australia. Warner Brothers Movie World is style after famous movies of course, it has rides to do with The Matrix, Scooby Doo, Super Man, Batman and Lethal Weapon. Something really awesome about Movie World, it has actual movie studios on set, they are closed to the public of course, but its really cool to think that big movies are made at an actual theme park , especially one I've been to. Movies made at Movie World include the live action Scooby Doo movies and Ghost Ship.

I'm reading from Wikipedia for a lot of this episodes information. Wikipedia mentions that when Movie World opened in 1991, many huge A list celebrities were paid to show up, Clint Eastwood and Mel Gibson were both actually there for the opening. Thats so cool, Clint Eastwood is awesome.

Rides I went on at Movie World were the Loony Toons roller coaster, the Lethal Weapon roller coaster, the second version of the Batman ride, Police Academy stunt show and Scooby Doo. Doesnt sound like much for all the time we spent there, basically a whole day, but there are hour long queues for some rides and other things in between the main rides.

My favourite ride at Movie World was Lethal Weapon, I'll play a clip from YouTube soon, a guy calling himself " cozza23" took a video camera on the ride and recorded it. Its awesome going through these ride view videos on YouTube, brings back memories :)

The first part of the minute long clip, you hear the ride very slowly crawling up the hill part it starts from. I felt awful at this stage, you are sitting in the harness, but your legs are free below you, your legs dangle beneath you, it doesnt hurt but it feels really weird. I didnt say anything going up, but I wanted off as it climbed up slowly, its a gross feeling looking down at the concrete beneath your dangling legs, it moves so slowly that I was feeling sick.

I felt pretty good in the actual ride, I really enjoyed that part. Reading about the ride, Lethal Weapon is fairly old now, and older steel roller coasters make a lot of noise, its sort of the design but also wear and tear over the years, they rattle and click a lot. More modern coasters are said to be much quieter and smoother feeling, people comment that the Lethal Weapon makes them feel sick or have a headache from all its noise. It doesnt sound very loud in the video, except for that clacking sound at the end, thats the brakes stopping it very quickly. I hate that noise, its just above your head!

Heres the clip.


Hope you could imagine the roller coaster ok. If you want to see the video I played, you can search for Cozza23 Lethal Weapon on google or I have the actual link in the bottom of my script I'm reading, you can see it hopefully in the description or Lyrics parts of my podcast. I'd give Lethal Weapon 4 out of 5, it really was cool, but its old and makes a lot of annoying noises.

When I visited Movie World, the huge Superman Escape coaster was in pieces in the parking lot. My friends noticed all the parts as we left, huge pieces of steel painted blue and red, the size and kind of shape of giant dinosaur bones. That ride opened up after we left, it cost 12 million australian dollars according to Wikipedia, thats a little over 15 million New Zealand Dollars according to google, you type in like "12 million aud in nzd", australiand dollar, new zealand dollar, and it can convert fairly well. I use it to work out costs when I buy things from overseas, you can put in usd for american money etc. The clip I'll play below mentions it costing 16 million australian, not sure what the right figure is, because Wikipedia is ALWAY correct. This clip came from YouTube, its a recording of the Sunrise morning program that plays in Australia, I cut out the boring bits of this ten minute clip down to the minute of the actual ride. The tv show had some annoying little host riding it around opening time, along with some Movie World manager guy next to him in front. The host never shuts up! Video by cheesy888au



"beat that ferrari" ha.

Something funny about Superman Escape, ok, so the whole ride is about you being on a subway train that goes weird in an imaginary city, things are exploding around you, then Superman is meant to fly up behind you, a blue laser kinda projection flicks past you, he says "Hold on folks, I'll get you out of here. Fast. Superman fast.", grabs the roller coaster car you are in and then blasts you out of the way, 0-100 in 2 seconds, doing all crazy loops and stuff.....The car actually has a plastic Superman sticking off the back of it, it looks nuts, having this plastic doll thing sticking out the back like its pushing the ride car.

Superman Escape probably has a waiting time of like an hour, all the major rides seem to have hour long waiting times, thats just normal. I didnt really keep track of the time, but it felt like I was waiting all day to go on each ride. Its pretty sad when you realise its over in 30 seconds! Its definitely worth going on all these rides, just saying, waiting over an hour for something that cost between 15-20 million new zealand bucks, that lasts 30 seconds?

I went on the Scooby Doo Spooky Coaster ride, that was actually really cool, Tim in my school group had been on it before and so we all decided to do it. I think this might have had the longest wait out of all the rides we went on, it felt like TWO hours. The line waits inside this sort of haunted house thing, its surrounded with like fake stone walls made out of plastic and foam, theres heaps of really crappy looking props. Its embarrassing to look at the interior of the waiting bit again, I have a few pictures, on Wikipedia you can see this fountain thats inside, it has like these demon monsters made out of the plastic rock stuff, looks like shit in person when you have to stare at it for over an hour.

The ride itself, you get into this little car, its like a mine cart kinda thing, the design is a "Wild Mouse" coaster, they are small indoor roller coasters indoors, with lots of quick turns like what a crazy mouse would do. The Scooby Doo ride starts off like a haunted house ride, its all dark and inside the walls are painted on glow in the dark skeletons and stuff. Boring! It gets much better, there are like swinging axes that you just fit under, I'm pretty tall and was actually wondering how much leeway people have, the tallest people in the world must get hit, would the staff warn them, "umm sir, you're too tall for this ride"? That would be embarrassing. Then theres mirrors inside the ride, someone in the group, I wont mention him, he got fooled into thinking there were two ride cars going to crash head first into each other because of the mirror in front of our car. Pretty funny, he said something like "woah, we're gonna crash!" or something, its a ride, its meant to look scary and out of control! Theres some robot puppet Scooby Doo inside that says something, I still dont know what it said, the Scooby Doo voice was kinda confusing to listen to inside this dark ride with fog and glow in the dark paint, and the ride FINALLY starts! Ok, so some door opens up or something, and the ride car begins the actual roller coaster part, theres some amazing elevator thing that lifts up the car, fog, green lasers that blast out neon green straight lines inside the ride, the elevator stops at its top, the car rolls BACKWARDS down and through some crazy little drops and things, amazing how scary that actually was, and unexpected, its a kids ride and its actually thrilling how nuts it feels going backwards in a scooby doo mine cart thing, getting thrown about the bumps. We were having a great time, we were all so scared of going backwards, thank god the ride turns itself around on some turntable thing before it goes into the rest roller coaster parts. Those were nuts, you're sitting down ok in a normal car, and its not as fast as Lethal Weapon, but its so dark, and you can kind of see the ground beneath the track, you seem to be really high off the ground with just this metal track holding you up. When the rides over, another robot puppet Scooby talks, and you get out. I dont know if you can ride again, that would be good, Spooky Coaster was actually one of the best rides that we went on, even with the huge wait in the foam/plastic rock room. 4 out of 5.

The Police Academy Stunt Show was kind of cool, it was very old and was replaced soon after I visited the park. Its to do with the old Police Academy movies. It was all kind of slapstick comedy, silly cops trying to catch stupid robbers. Theres an explosion that goes off from a crashing helicopter, the crowd in the stands can feel the immense heat from the blast, its amazing. It felt like my hair was being burnt off.
The stunt drivers can really do some cool stunts, they had an old american police car, a few mini motorcycles and a golf cart that did little tricks about the set, the concrete is hosed down to make it slick. The golf cart driver made it do a wheelie for the whole length of the circuit, and parked it in place before the nose came down, very impressive. After I left the stunt show, my group notice Tana Umanga, captain of the All Blacks rugby team, he was probably one of the very top New Zealand stars. Really weird seeing him in person. I didnt want to bother him, but others in the group asked for a picture, I took a few pictures of my friends with Tana Umanga.

I'll give the stunt show 3 out of 5.

Last ride I'll mention at Movie World was Batman Adventure: The Ride, another attraction Tim told us was good. Turns out, the Batman ride was updated, to make it "better", I've got quotation marks there for a reason, it sucks big time. You cant imagine how shit this ride was, it was awful. The wait was over an hour, it had like these velvet ropes I think, and its just a queue of people outside in hot weather, I was eating an icecream that was melting and going all over my hands, not fun. Outside are props from the old Batman movies, they seem so old now compared to The Dark Knight era, theres prop batman boats and things. Not very interesting. Then you get inside Wayne Manor, Batmans house, there a tour guide who had to say the same speech she'd made l iterally thousands of times before, it must be a soul crushing to work in a theme park , having to pretend you are interested in talking about the same made up characters a few times an hour. She was so uninterested in her job, it made me feel embarrassed to be in my late teens on the ride when even the staff dont like being there. She said something like "*unexcited voice* this is batmans house, look at all batmans books, he is rich, he has lots of books, ooh look, now a video is starting, lets go help batman". The video is about some security network batman uses to look after people, *cough*bullshit, its all to spy on us while we're in the shower!

Suicidal staff member pulls a book out of the bookcase, ooh a secret door opens up in one of the bookcases. That was the coolest part of this ride, I've always wanted secret passages in my dream house.

You go into the batcave entrance, theres fake rocks and stuff I think, dripping water sounds and bat noises. Then you get to sit down I think and see Batman at his control centre, this part sucks so bad you wont believe how bad it sucks until you see it for yourself. I've looked on google for video of this part but can never find it, I think maybe Suicidal Staff members take away cameras from this part because they want everyone in the world to suffer through this terrible thing in person.

Theres all these screens and controls, its the batcave pretty much just like in the movies , with the worlds fastest supercomputer that Batman is meant to repace every twenty seconds with a new billion dollar machine. But, guess hes feeling the recession, because this thing is from the early 90's, my cellphone would be more of a super computer, assuming the prop was real. The screens all flash video of the criminals and warnings go off, and Batman himself rises up from the ground in a chair, it always faces away from you I think, you see his back, he has the cape and the pointy ear bits on like you would expect. This animatronic monstrosity can move its arms and head, the head kinda rolls from side to side I think, and the arms just keep moving like its punching someone, probably the same puppet is used in a boxing ride. Its meant to be pushing buttons and pulling switches, but its just like its punching the consoles. Something hilarious from Wikipedia, apparently theme parks rides are just let to break down, they cost millions of bucks and last ten years or so, near the end they are thrashed. Batman here, it used to turn around and face the audience according to Wikipedia, but it wasnt used often or something?, and its all rusted up, so it cant turn around? That doesnt make sense to me, but its fun to imagine, the rest of the ride is really that bad so why not have a malfunctioning batman robot? Even Batman himself is screwed up in this ride.

So then you get in these hovercraft things, it really spoils the ride because theres staff members there who have to help you get in. The videos tell you that an emergency is happening and all these comic book characters are stealing billion dollar diamonds, cutting off the power to the city, and you have to be helped into a seat by another disinterested staff member. They check everyones clicked their little belts on I think, and then they close the hovercraft simulator doors and a little motion simulator starts up, a few people in each machine. It shows onscreen some really bad CG movie, its got like Catwoman and Mr Freeze, The Joker, voiced by Mark Hamill, you know, Luke Skywalker? well these villains are flying with jetpacks or something around the city, and you are doing bad loop the loops and things after them, batman is meant to be flying his main thing in front of you with everyone else there just to back him up. Somehow you can beat the villains and the power goes on and the diamond gets returned, everything is solved. Job well done. I'd give this ride 1 out of 5, just for how funny it is thinking about the staff who hate doing their parts, and the secret passage. I wonder if they will update the ride again in 2015 odd to make it like the 2008 The Dark Knight movie.

I liked Movie World a lot. We had seen it in the "Visit Australia!" sort of video that got put on at school, it was some VHS tape I think, it had parts about the theme parks. At Movie World it had some really sad sounding 30 somethings singing the Aqua song Cartoon Heroes, you know Aqua, they did the Barbie Girl song, well they never had another hit like that, they tried and did a sort of sequel about how cool cartoon heroes are. To see these middle aged women, my definition, talking about how cartoons live forever and never get old, how they keep dreams of young kids alive, it was just sad. You'd think they could sound happy when they were being recorded for an Australian Promotional tape, but no, they hated singing the song from my memory. Forget Orgasms, Aussie women cant fake being happy at a theme park!

Dream World was good too. Dream World and Movie World are kinda like mortal enemies I think, they seem to both compete to have the best rides. I just found out something, if you type dream space world into wikipedia, it goes to some really crappy looking themepark in Thailand, it seems to just have ripped off rides, it has pretend Disney world attractions. You need to say Dreamworld together, with no spaces to get to the real Dreamworld theme park in Australia.

At Dreamworld I found lots of things I'd never seen before. The food was different from what Im used to, I went when I still ate meat, I ordered a chicken hamburger after a long wait at the rugrats themed resturant, it cost more than anything at Mcdonalds and it was tiny, I dont think there was any actual meat in the patty? It was all like stuffing or something cooked up and put in a bun, maybe a slice of tomato and lettuce, about 6 chips and a small paper cup of coke, that'll be twenty bucks thanks. Everything was also "halal", halal is a islamic way of killing animals etc, it means a lot of things but halal kinda gets summed up as "the ok way to do something". I asked my dad who worked at one of the Freezing Works here, he said that some people worked in the Halal part of it, where the animals got put onto some huge turntable that stops pointing the cow in the right direction, where Mecca, a holy city is, so that when the meat worker kills the cow its soul can fly to Mecca easily.

I went on the first roller coaster of my life here, Rugrats Runaway Reptar, its a roller coaster for babies! Ok, little kids. Its painted up green and orange, with a little purple I think. It gets up to 40 kilometres per hour, not very fast for a modern roller coaster. It had a fairly short line, probably only 20 minutes or so waiting. 3 out of 5.

I saw The Cyclone too.
Its a traditional looking steel roller coaster, you queue up in this twisted cyclone style building, it spirals up. Its weird, apparently more people go on this than the two major rides that people think of at Dreamworld, I'll mention those next. The Cyclone has a terrifying history.....it was originally part of a Sydney theme park.....LUNA PARK! Im scared just mentioning the name of the place, but if I have enough courage, I'll talk about it last..... I started going on The Cyclone, but the line was too long. I'd like to mention I felt the evil that flowed from the wicked contraption...

Dreamworld also has The Claw, a big spinning ride that has a pendulum kind of thing that swings and spins guests around. I remember its opening on Rove Live, an australian show that we get in New Zealand too, people got to go on before it opened if they went naked at night time, so gross thinking about all those naked people's bums on seats, no way was I going on with that mental image of all the places the harnesses would have touched.

I did go on the Wipeout, which spins and turns people about, that was pretty good. An old friend had told me about it killing someone, my friend was lucky enough to go to Australia when he was quite young, he said he went on all these awesome rides, I couldnt even imagine what they would be like, not having theme parks here in Invercargill, population 50 thousand-ish. My friend said some kid fell out of the Wipeout harness, and fell to his death. I cant find any proof of that online, so I assume that was a lie to scare me. But I still thought about it while I was on the Wipeout! It has this big concrete wave behind the spinning ride, it feels like you will crash into the wave.

On an online site I read years ago, some cool dude from Auckland New Zealand had been to all the australian theme parks, he was trying to act cool like nothing scared him in his reviews on a theme park review site. Another commenter had mentioned about the "new water feature", so funny, and so the guy from Auckland laughed and said it was just this dumb shark on a track that circles in the water, its so silly when you see it! A plastic shark on a track, just its fin is out of the water really, and it goes round and around. You're not going to be scared of that when you are on this crazy shaking and spinning thing thats throwing you every which way.
4 out of 5, it gave an awesome view, you are close to people watching the ride, it was really good.

I saw the two biggest rides at Dreamworld, The Tower of Terror and The Giant Drop. The Tower of Terror is a roller coaster that gently strolls up the track, and up the mentioned 115 metre tower at the leisurely speed of.....160 kilometres per hour or so. No biggie. When it opened in 97, it was the tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world. IN. THE. WORLD. Acceleration takes just 7 seconds to hit the full 160kph. Riders feel weightless for the 3 seconds up and the 3 seconds down.

The car you ride in up the tower has spikes sticking out of it, it makes a hell of a noise going up. It weighs 6 tonnes, by itself I assume. I'll play a clip I took of the ride going up now.



Awesome to watch, but hurts my ears. If you want to see a video, theres quite a few on YouTube, just search Tower of Terror.

More interesting things about Tower of Terror, it uses 5 Kilometres of electrical cable, takes about 3500 litres to paint and uses over 600 tonnes of steel for the structure. My favourite fact is how much power it uses, its launched magnetically, by electromagnets, driving the motors uses 2.2 megawatts of electricity, thats enough power for a small town, and when the rides in use, it DOUBLES the power that the whole Dreamworld theme park uses, so all the other rides put together just equal the Tower of Terror in power use.

Using the same tower is the Giant Drop, its like an elevator, you go up the tower in the car, it holds you up there for 40 seconds, it doesnt tell you that, it must feel forever, before it suddenly plummets down at about 140 kilometres per hour to the ground.

Now for my excuses. I didnt go on the Tower of Terror because it screwed up somehow while I was there, it parked the ride car in the wrong place, it stopped it in front of the station instead of at the station, according to my friends who were in a separate group from me. Sounds like it could have malfunctioned and and emergency shutdown happened, maybe the computer thought something was wrong. But what if the computer decided to shut it down at the top of the tower? Could staff override what the computer thought was happening? What if something actually did happen? Im sure the car doesnt have brakes, it goes up the tower through its speed and momentum, it doesnt park itself up there, gravity would bring it down, but its pretty scary to imagine it parking up there.

In the same exact day, the Giant drop on the other side of the same tower, it had a problem too. It has a counterweight on the other side , and that counterweight bent its track I was told. Im not sure how that got out, if the staff members told people queueing up, but it took about 20 minutes to fix, I saw that much for myself.

I was scared enough looking at pictures of those rides, then seeing it for myself. But when two rides sharing the same structure, the tower, both go wrong within an hour or whatever of each other, somethings not right! So I didnt go on it. My friends did, almost everyone in my group apart from me a couple others went on those rides. I think they loved them. They probably both deserve 5 out of 5, based on what my friends said.

ok, last theme park. The dreaded Luna Park over in Sydney Australia!

Luna Park, I get shivers just saying that, opened in 1935 for the FIRST time. Despite being around over 70 years, its been closed a lot of times, left abandoned, its had legal battles, people living near it have complained and other events.

The location used to house workshops and cranes from when the Sydney Harbour Bridge was built. On the 4th of October, 1935 the park first opened. It was popular, until it closed for winter. During the down time, rides were repainted, maybe new things were put in, general maintenance. The Wikipedia article says that Luna Park was a popular spot for soldiers on break. Large outside lights were kept off in case the Japanese decided to blow up an Australian theme park during the war. Australian and American soldiers would get into fights around the park, and prostitutes frequented the area.

One of the icons of the park is the smiling face at the entrance, I find them creepy especially in old black and white photos. The parks entrance Face has been redone a few times now, because they get old looking, the first was replaced because it had started sagging. Sounds pretty funny, going into a theme park through a big sagging face. The park stopped being as popular during the 1950's, when people started getting cars and televisions, black and white televisions no doubt. People just had other things to do. The park was overhauled, and a new mascot was dreamed up, Luna Bear, the Space age Koala! it didnt last long. In 1979 the first episode of horror occured, 13 people were injured on "the big dipper", a wooden roller coaster, from a steel beam that had came loose, it made the trains hit each other. This roller coaster had killed someone in 1946, the canadian had sat on the edge of the car, not inside safely, he got thrown out and hit a support pole. The Big Dipper, the wooden coaster, was demolished. In 1994, a new steel roller coaster was installed and called The Big Dipper. People living nearby complained about the noise, its use was restricted to certain times of the day. The park shut soon after. The Big Dipper was sold to.....Dreamworld, where it was called....Cyclone. So I started going on a ride that belonged to Luna Park, until it was shut down yet again, and sold to Dreamworld. I knew something was wrong with that cursed coaster, it wasnt just that the line was too long and I was scared having never been on a roller coaster before! So, I did the wise thing and went on a little kids coaster first!

Now for the worst thing in Luna Parks history, the 1979 Sydney Ghost Train Fire. It has its own Wikipedia article, but then I guess people have made an article on Wikipedia about what times Bus's run in Invercargill :)

The night of the 9th of June, 1979 the ghost train caught fire. Six children killed, one adult, thats 7 casualties. Nobody knows what started the fire, its believe it could have been a Sydney Underworld figure, as in the mafia. The guys name was Abe Saffron, known for selling alcohol illegally, night clubs, prostituition....all that mob kinda stuff like Scarface or Grand Theft Auto. Luna Park closed, again, until 1982.

In 1995 a memorial garden was installed where the ride had been, the items of the garaden got "lost" during the 2003 development. At the moment, theres just a plaque listing the names of the dead. Soon a mural is to be painted as well. In 2007 another memorial park was made in a different location, including a statue.

The Ghost Train was built in 1931, before the park was created. The fire couldnt be fought because of a lack of water pressure, not enough staff members and the fire hose system couldnt reach all of The Ghost Train.

Luna Park has been used for many Australian tv series and movies. Scenes were shot of Skippy the bush Kangaroo. After the park closed in 1996, The Olsen Twins shot part of a movie there.

So thats my episode about Australasian theme parks :) Hope you liked it. As I said at the start, I might make an episode about Disney, Walt Disney, the famous cartoons and controversies, and the theme parks. Quite a few amazing rides there that I'd like to see, and a lot of awful history, people being dragged to death behind the golf cart style park transport, people who snuck in after hours and died horribly, an elderly staff member being hit by the monorail and rumours that Walt is cyrogenically frozen and hidden at one of the theme parks. Oh, and Club 33, that could do with its own short episode! Look that one up, Club 33. I'd love to be a member, you get a special card etc, it costs an awful lot of money per year, and has a hidden entrance. Inside its basically a fancy resturant for rich people to show off how powerful they are by taking guests.


If you want to contact me, even just to say you listened, send an email to jaywontdart@gmail.com, j a y w o n t d a r t @ gmail.com, I'd appreciate it.

Have a super happy day, bye.


Sources:
Wikipedia pages on the theme parks.

pulp sport video rainbows end by jilnehan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heV7b1TnAn4

lethal weapon video by Cozza23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6M5ZT9h1SM

superman escape video by cheesy888au
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tScPEHLgukA

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Episode 3 Mister Rogers

3 Mister Rogers

Listening to the latest Tank Riot podcast, about Mister Rogers got me thinking about what I had learnt about him. In New Zealand, I dont think we ever had his show, Mister Rogers Neighbourhood, but I have known about him for a long time through parodies and references on other American shows.

This podcast is meant to be a very short link to the Tank Riot episode, I hope you decide to download and listen to the Tank Riot Episode about Mister Rogers. I dont have a lot of unique information about the show since I never got to see it myself, I'm hoping that there will be some people listening to this podcast who will learn about what a great person Mister Rogers was, about how relevant his message of peace is to us even in a faraway country thousands of kilometres from being his neighbour.

This was the intro to the show, each episode of Mister Rogers Neighbourhood started with a view of a model town with a "trolley going past, what we might call a Cable Car in New Zealand, before the view settled on Mister Rogers house. Inside Fred Rogers would walk through the door in his suit and formal suit, before taking off the jacket and shoes, to replace them with a zip up jersey knitted by his mother (honestly!), and blue casual shoes as he sung the intro song.



What a nice intro song. Looking on Wikipedia, apparently the song was sung live each and every episode, along with the piano, it was not just recorded once and played back, it was really a live performance being recording by the studio cameras each episode.

Mister Rogers would talk about problems that children faced in their lives, about things that could scare them, and how to express their feelings in a good way. We really could do with more shows like Mister Rogers Neighbourhood, with all the dangerous things in the world today, and the news about the 13 father over in the UK, the mother is 15. The 13 year old boy, he looks about 8, and didnt know what the word "financial" was when asked. The mother, all 15 years of her, she's had over 8 sexual partners who might be the father, the 13 year old boy is presumed to be the father but is to take a DNA test to make sure. Would they be in this situation if they listened to nicer television when they were younger? If they learnt that they were special, that people loved and cared about them, would they do such silly irresponsible things, to fit in, to try and be cool?


Theres a huge number of wonderful stories about Mister Rogers, I'll let you hear them from people who actually grew up with the show, please take the time to download and listen to the Tank Riot podcast episode about Mister Rogers, if you search for " Tank Riot " in iTunes you will find them very easily. Then its a simple as selecting the Mister Rogers episode. They cover things like the PBS funding that Mister Rogers secured, and his defence of the VCR. They also knew about the rumour I heard long ago about his car being stolen, and then returned when the thieves learnt who it belonged to!

Something that wasn't covered in the Tank Riot episode, Mister Rogers was a vegetarian, which is awesome, and he never smoked or drank alcohol. But you really should get Tank Riots hour long episode about Mister Rogers.

Now I'll play a clip of Mister Rogers saying goodbye, its terribly sad.



I'd like to thank the Tank Riot hosts, Viktor, Sputnik and Tor for their great show, it truly is one of my favourite podcasts. I hope the two people listening to my podcast decide to listen to some Tank Riot, my favourites are the Nikola Tesla , Henry Ford and The Worlds Fastest Indian episodes. The World's Fastest Indian is of course about Burt Munro, who is from Invercargill where I live :) A movie starring Anthony Hopkins was made about him, you may have heard about it.

I used the Wikipedia article on Mister Rogers for most of my facts, the two clips I played were the Intro and the final goodbye from Mister Rogers himself. You can find all my sources easily through Google. Again, make sure you download their episode, search in iTunes for " Tank Riot" " T A N K R I O T".

If you want to contact me, even just to say you listened, send an email to jaywontdart@gmail.com, j a y w o n t d a r t @ gmail.com, I'd appreciate it.

Have a super happy day, bye.


Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Rogers
Tank Riot Podcast, Mister Rogers Episode, you can find the podcast itself here, this link will open iTunes
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=84359875 , its easier just to search " tank riot " in iTunes

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Episode 2 Richard Pearse

2 Richard Pearse

In this episode of Jay Wont dart's podcast, I'll talk about Richard Pearse, a New Zealand inventor who is claimed to have built and flown an aeroplane before the Wright Brothers.
To get some background, I'll start with a couple minute clip I got from Google Video of Richard Pearse's sisters being interviewed, they must be about 80 years in this clip, talking about things that happened around 1903.



I love that clip so much , I just had to add it, not sure what documentary its from, it didnt say on Google Video. I think it could be a New Zealand documentary from the 1970's that gets mentioned in a article by Debbi Gardiner I'll mention later. This is my first episode that I'm trying to include clips in, I found out how to do that using Gar-ridge band (or is that "gar-arrrr-sh band"?) to cue up clips. I've emailed a few people who wrote articles I'd like to include snippets from in this podcast episode. It doesnt seem right to just steal other peoples work about anything, so I have tried to ask for permission to use quotes. I had an idea to use an artificial computer voice for other peoples quoted bits, so you will hear me talking about things I've looked up myself, when I use someone elses work in a quote, then I'll have a male or female computer voice read that bit, so you know its not my work. I'll be sure to give credit to the author of course, using a different voice is just to make it seem flashier.

I learnt about Richard Pearse a few years ago, my dad has a couple copies of a book about him, The Riddle Of Richard Pearse, by Gordon " Ogle-vy " thats how I think you are to pronounce his surname, O G I L V I E, I have emailed the author to ask a few questions, if he gets back to me Ill know how to pronounce his name properly! The book has a few interesting pictures of Pearse.

Richard Pearse didnt go to University, his older brother Tom had went and he studied medicine. Working completely by himself Richard Pearse came up with a list of inventions, just imagine what he could have done if he went to uni!

One of Richard Pearse's first inventions was a bicycle he made that had odd gears, could be pedaled in reverse and among other things had built in tyre pumps that worked as he rode the bike! To brake he would apparently push the pedals down hard, which sounds pretty odd to me. The frame of the bike was made from bamboo, Richard Pearse would use bamboo for alot of things, he was known as "Bamboo Dick", dick being a nickname for people called Richard in yesteryear.

Richard Pearse learnt about the world outside New Zealand through magazines and books, he was subscribed to Scientific American which is a current magazine even after all these years. Apparently, Scientific American had a ten thousand pound prize for the first person to make a manned flight in a powered airplane, in 2009 money that would probably be a million NZ dollars or more, I'm not sure how to work it out.

I'll talk a little about the Wright Brothers now to give a different view of early aviation.

The Wright Brothers, Wilbur born 1867, died 1912 and Orville born 1871, died in 1948. They were an American team known for making bicycles, they had a large company with many people working for them which started in 1892 as The Wright Cycle Exchange. Wikipedia says that they thought they could make a plane based on how they could make bikes, which are naturally unstable, but they move smoothly with balance, and so making a plane could be possible. The Wrights focused on control of their airplane rather than just adding more power like other inventors attempting to fly did. Based on how birds fly by tilting their wings, The Wrights came up with the idea of making their plane twist and tilt its wings for steerage. They made a few gliders, unpowered planes like a kite, which were normally flown by Wilbur the older and bossier brother.

The Wrights planned how they thought their inventions would work, they made a 2 metre long wind tunnel, they could put small versions of their gliders inside to test how they would react with wind blowing around the model, so they would know how the real thing would handle outside in open air.

Their planes would be made from Spruce, a light wood related to Pine. Probably similar to the bamboo that Richard Pearse had used.

The two propellers were behind the pilot, they were in a "pusher configuration", being behind they pushed the plane rather than the modern "Tractor configuration" that is in front and pulls the plane through the air, which happens to be what Pearse designed.

The engine they used was made by an engineer who worked for them, Charlie Taylor, NOT THE CHARLES, "CHUCK", TAYLOR, the basketball guy who lent his name to Converse for a pair of shoes! The engine alone weighed almost 80kg's and made about 12 horsepower, 9 kilowatts of power.

Orville, the quieter younger brother made the first successful flight, on December 17th, 1903. He flew a little under 40 metres, at about 10 kilometres per hour. A year later, 1904, Wilbur managed to fly the plane in a complete circle. They still had problems controlling the plane, and it was hard to fly without much wind. Later on the Wrights would use a sort of catapult to take off from, to give the plane a push to start off.

When they had made a 40 minute, 40 kilometre flight , they decided the plane was ready to sell. Initially the Wright brothers were not believed, remember that nobody had ever managed to prove flight before, after probably hundreds of years of attempting. An article in a 1906 Paris magazine had a headline of "Fliers or liars?" Around 1908 the brothers had managed to put on some demonstrations for reporters, being able to fly circles and other examples of controlled flight which amazed the audience. One of the requirements for the plane to be used by the american army were that it carried a passenger, the current model of the plane was tried with sandbags for a few flights, before a passenger was trialled. Wilbur and Orville were not to fly together, they had promised their father that they would not risk both of their lives at the same time like that. In July of 1909 they passed the US Army's requirements for their plane, being able to fly two people at a speed of over 60 kilometres per hour for a flight time of over one hour, landing successfully. The Wright brothers sold their plane for $30,000 american dollars to the Army.

The Wrights had faced adversity, they were not believed to have flown, they had patent problems, competitors like Samuel Langley of the Smithsonian Institute, Langley claimed his plane the Aerodrome was the first plane "capable" of powered manned flight, despite the fact it seems to have always been unmanned. The Wrights fought for decades over this issue, to prove that they had the first plane, to get Langelys dud out of the Smithsonian to be replaced by a Wright Flyer.

The july 1909 passing of the army tests happens to be two months short of a hundred years ago from the date of this podcast being released. The brothers managed to fly around the Statue of Liberty, and up and down the Hudson river in New York, where an audience of a million saw a real flying machine. Such an image would be hard to disprove for any other inventor like poor Richard Pearse, who had made a plane before, but stuck alone in New Zealand, the other end of the world, without an audience of one million New Yorkers.

Wilbur Wright died of typhoid fever in 1912. Orville lived until 1948 when he died of a heart attack. Wikipedia notes that he lived from .


Back to Richard Pearse now. The Wright Brothers first flight that mattered is recorded as being the 17th of December, 1903. Richard Pearse has witnesses saying he flew on the 31st of March the same year, 1903, so he flew almost a year before they did according to the witnesses. Richard Pearse himself has made different statments about what happened, if he did or didnt fly according to his definition of flight, often he seems to have said that he didnt have any real control over the plane, he says because it was moving too slowly for his steering system to work.

Richard Pearse was enlisted in the army, fighting in the first World War. After spending a year away from his farm, he returned to find that many of his valuable tools had been pilfered. The thief was never caught. Pearse left for Christchurch, with new ideas for his future.

In Christchurch, Pearse built three houses by himself, living off the rent of two houses, he lived in the third himself. On the second house he built, a tenant tried to put down some linoleum, it didnt seem to be fitting correctly. The tenet asked Richard Pearse for help, Pearse explained he had made the house himself and had never used a ruler, one end of the room was 15 centimetres wider than the other.

His third house was built when he was almost 50 years old. Right now I'm finding the book I mentioned, The Riddle Of Richard Pearse really useful, it has the most information I've found about the houses Richard Pearse built. Apparently the neighbours noticed that Pearse had not been seen for awhile, he didnt normally leave the property of the house he was building. A policeman found him close to death inside the thrown together shack he had built to live in while working on the house. Richard Pearse spent twenty days in hospital, and came out to continue his work on the house revived. He had been malnourished, living off bread, milk, cheese and cheap biscuits according to The Riddle of Richard Pearse. Despite having enough money to live a normal life, he was a very frugal person.

Living off the rents from two houses and living in the third, Pearse spent his time reading and inventing his next machine, which he called the Utility Plane. This was a VTOL plane, that could Vertically Take Off and Land. The main motor and propeller were on a swiveling mount, that could rotate the way the blades spun, from on top like a helicopter to in front like a normal plane. Richard Pearse now spent a lot of time at the Christchurch Public Library planning.

In his last years, Richard Pearse grew thinner and thinner, he lived very poorly despite having enough money to look after himself. He would often complain people were out to get him, to steal his ideas, to steal his plane. The Riddle of Richard Pearse mentions his idea that people were trying to gas him. This could be explained by his poor memory, Pearse would leave the gas taps on in the house, and the gas would seep through into other rooms. Neighbours would overhear him yelling and talking to himself about his ideas being stolen. Richard Pearse hated that his own designs were much better than those of which the Wright brothers had used.

A pretty sad ending, in his later years Richard Pearse would often write statements that would contradict what he had said earlier. He had started getting very bitter that major overseas companies were not interested in his designs, increasingly paranoid he was determined to be unable of looking after himself and was admitted to the Sunnyside Mental Hospital in June of 1951. He died of a heart attack two years and one month later , July 1953 at the age of 75. The Sunnyside Mental Hospital, the name sure is a contradiction. This mental asylum also housed Janet Frame, something interesting about her, she was scheduled for a lobotomy, when one of her books won a national award they cancelled the operation.

After Richard Pearse's death, his things were deemed to be worthless, and were all to be dumped. An estimate came up with the cost of clearing his garage (remember my debate at the start of this episode?) would be 7 pounds, which doesnt sound much, but in todays money that must be at minimum a hundred dollars now, maybe a thousand. Not sure how to work that out sorry. The things inside were estimated to be worthless ! Including the latest version of the airplane Pearse had been working on, worthless! George Bolt, who had been chief engineer for the Tasman Empire airline, and a pioneer aviator himself heard about Richard Pearse, and decided to rescue Pearse's items from the dump, he came across parts of the planes like part of a propeller and engine parts. George Bolt also tracked down surviving witnesses of Richard Pearse's achievements. One of Pearse's tennents had told George Bolt about a conversation when Pearse had not wanting to build a roof on a building behind his house, where he would keep the Utility Plane. When the tenant asked why no roof, Pearse explained he would be building an aeroplane that could fly straight up. MOTAT, the mueseum of transport and technology in Auckland has some of the remains Bolt rescued from oblivion. On display is a replica of the original Pearse plane that is meant to have flow in 1903. MOTAT also has the Utility Plane.

Here is a clip from Debbi Gardener, a columnist, who happens to be related to Richard Pearse. I found a great article of hers, I've contacted her about using it. No reply, but I have mentioned what article it came from, its worth reading the full article.




Another source I liked very much was the NZ Edge website, www.nzedge.com which has profiles about famous New Zealanders. I also have asked permission to use the last paragraph from the article.



From the N Zed Edge Website

As his biographer Gordon Ogilvie writes:

"... there seems to be an element of Greek tragedy in the man. Even the Gods were against him. He was an inventive phenomenon in a small community where farming was everything. If you couldn’t farm you were an idiot. And yet he chose to do the unthinkable – to fly."


The N Zed edge website ends its Richard Pearse article

"From a land of travellers, whose national symbol is a poorly sighted, flightless bird, came an eccentric visionary with a soaring imagination who managed, against the most improbable odds, far away from any centre, of scientific debate or knowledge, to upset assumptions and become airborne. Pearse was a prophetic designer and engineer who had absolutely no influence whatsoever on the course of history, yet he is immortalized for his inventiveness, ingenuity and achievement against the odds of ridicule, geography and resources Richard Pearse: The Kiwi who flew"


Ill end with a section of a 1928 letter Richard Pearse wrote to The Star, a Christchurch newspaper. I'll read this quote in my own New Zealand accent, Im sure Richard Pearse wont mind, as much as I love the novelty of my Mac's voices, they will screw up the pronunciation, My voice is home grown a few hundred kilometers from where Pearse flew his plane, and we both look sort of similar, I have the same dark curly hair as Richard Pearse,making me better qualified than my hairless computer.

"An ordinary motor car or motor bicycle motor weighs about 20 pounds per horsepower, and my first aeroplane motor of 24 horsepower weighed 5 pounds per horsepower. As this motor was not powerful enough, I built a 60 horsepower motor that weighed 4 pounds per horsepower. The wrights motor was 32 horsepower and weighed 5 pounds per horsepower.

At the trials (my plane) would start to rise off the ground when a speed of twenty miles an hour was attained. This speed was not sufficient to work the rudders, so, on account of its huge size and low speed, it was uncontrollable, and would spin round broadside on directly after it left the ground. So I never flew with my first experimental plane, but no one else did with their first for that matter. But with my 60 horsepower motor, which proved very reliable, I had successful aerial navigation within my grasp, if I had had the patience to design a small plane that would be manageable. But I decided to give up the struggle, as it was useless to try to compete with men who had factories at their backs. It is impossible to assign any invention wholly to one man, as all inventions are the products of many minds, and the most we can do is to give the man who had done the most some pre-eminence. As the Wrights were the first to make a successful flight in a motor driven aeroplane, they will be given pre-eminance when the history of the aeroplane is written."

If this episode has gotten you interested in Richard Pearse, you should google his name to see what else you can find about him. The book I like most about Pearse, The Riddle of Richard Pearse by Gordon Ogilvie can be found secondhand on TradeMe. I also reread the NZ Edge website article on Richard Pearse, they have articles on many famous New Zealanders.

Thank you to everyone whose work helped me, I've tried to list any prior sources I remember having read so they get full credit for the author's work.

If you want to contact me, even just to say you listened, send an email to jaywontdart@gmail.com, j a y w o n t d a r t @ gmail.com, I'd appreciate it.

Have a super happy day, bye.
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links used
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The Riddle of Richard Pearse book, by Gordon Ogilvie

http://www.nzedge.com/heroes/pearse.html

http://dir.salon.com/story/tech/feature/2002/08/22/richard_pearse/index.html article by Debbi Gardiner, who is related to Richard Pearse

Friday, February 13, 2009

Episode 1 Real Introduction

Episode 1 Introduction

Hi listeners, I'm really nervous to be saying this, it takes a hearty drink to get someone self important enough to think people care what they say, I'm sipping Invercargill's finest tap water right now. Its packed with Fluoride which my grandma is against, she says Hitler used Fluoride to brainwash people..... I hope you liked my first test episode, zero, as read by my mac. I love that synthetic voice so much, if I get enough complaints about my annoying voice, then I'll gladly defer to the Machine. I left a couple mistakes in there because it sounds so funny when the voice speaks, like saying "breath" instead of "breeve", its spelt the same.

This episode of my podcast is just a quick introduction to me, Jay Wont dart, and in the future I plan to be talking about things that I like, animals, computers, movies etc. Sort of like the Tank Riot podcasts, except I'm not nearly as nerdy as those guys, they all sound like Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons or something.

Some of the stuff I talk about will be pretty different, but you could always only download episodes you are actually interested in, skipping the stuff about bugs, or computers or whatever you dont want to hear about. I emailed Adam Curry, "The Podfather", and he said he was cool if I used clips from his shows in mine. I love No Agenda, one of his main podcasts, where he and John C Dvorak talk politics, they both have been in the mainstream media for decades so they have a very slick podcast. I like emailing famous people, I've emailed Steve Wozniak, the co founder of Apple, Ill talk about him in another episode, Yuri Gellar, the guy whos known for claiming to bend spoons with his mind, hes regarded as a fake at the moment but hes been world famous for decades, should be a household name, he replied to my message on his Blackberry which is kinda cool, he answers strange emails all day and night on his cellphone!

Before I mention it, I pronounce my favourite online fact source "wick a ped ia", americans seem to say "wicky pedya" which sounds kinda nuts to me, like some kind of funky peanut butter from Kenya. Just like the whole "Alu minny yum" vs "a loom in num "debacle.

I'd like to look at some of my favourite Wikipedia articles and read what I like about them, the Tank Riot guys seem to just pick a topic, "ooh lets do Albert Einstein", and then read the Wikipedia article aloud, sometimes I'll catch them reading sentences word for word which is really funny, would be cool if they read something I'd added myself!

Making this podcast is pretty weird at the start, theres all these different websites and things going on, how I record it and send it to one place and then another place takes that information and updates something else and then that something else informs iTunes to let people know about the new episode at the first place.... confusing, but I hope I'll get used to it soon. I'm hoping that my podcast picture is showing up fine, one of my friends was having trouble with a podcast, getting it to show the picture in iTunes. The picture I've chosen is one I took of a Dragonfly outside my house, its not a very good picture really, its all busy and cluttered looking, but I like the Dragonfly itself at least. I dont have any good graphics tools, I did it in a Microsoft Paint like program, actually a couple of them to do different parts, makes me wish I had Paint on my Mac a bit :) Not really, ha, Im just used to Paint having used it for like a decade. (maybe have computer voice butt in) , But Jay, windows cannot make cool artificial voices that make James Bond sound like a dork:)

So I'll probably have a Dragonfly episode coming up, as well as Damselflies, Praying Mantis, which you are meant to say "Praying Mantids" apparently for the plural, they are all my favourite insects. I like all animals really, not so fond of dogs now actually because they bite and make a mess etc, that speech in Pulp Fiction about what dogs eat kinda made me back away from them a bit ha! I'm not sure if I'm allowed to have little clips from movies in here, other podcasts do it, but if I use copyrighted music like a song, then I might get sued etc by the RIAA, Recording Industry Association of America, they are the guys who put copying warnings on cds, the movie equivilant guys put those dumb ass "you wouldnt steal a car" unskipable trailers on DVDS up. Thats something that always gets me mad, that people who pay good money for things are ALWAYS the one's who lose in the end, like I have a really good LCD computer screen, a 23 Inch Apple Cinema HD Display, I had to get it to match my PowerMac G5, both made out of Aluminium, but it doesnt have some digital rights managment chip in it, so I cant use this screen with my PS3, which I could with any cheaper and newer LCD computer screen. I havnt bothered trying, but if I did connect it with a really expensive adaptor, it would give me some error message or just not work or something weird because the PS3 is sending out an encrypyed signal thats meant to stop you copying movies somehow, and the display doesnt talk back to it in the right code. In future I'll do a video games episode.

Im not so sure how long each episode will work out being, its just one guy reading something I've planned in advance. Larger podcasts like Tank Riot, with a bunch of friends huddle around a mic, they go off topic fairly easily, like if one guy cracks a joke and it takes a while to establish order again. As Im planning this episode, I have a crazy moth hitting all the walls in my room, I love moths, but I HATE it when they go nuts at nighttime when you have a light on. A lot of my female friends are actually scared of moths, but they are such pretty animals when you look at the patterns and colours of their furry bodies. They have real textures to them too, they are kinda like velvet up close. Plenty of animal topics to bring up in future, and some to do with animal rights. I'd like to do a few vegetarian slash vegan things, and cover stuff like the history of the New Zealand meat industry, that would be a fairly unique podcast. New Zealand kind of invented exporting meat during the war, with frozen meat leaving NZ for other countries.

Here in Invercargill there are a few really gross places, lots of slaughter houses in Southland, the region my city Invercargill is in, most New Zealanders call them "Freezing Works", shortened to " The Works ". Theres a few battery hen places, and outside of Invercargill by a pet shop and the cemetary, good location, theres some kind of mink farm, ferrit kinda of animals Im told are inside these long sheds that have lights on all night, to trick the animals into thinking its day time , I guess they grow faster during the day or something? Reading up about it on Wikipedia, those kinds of animals like eating fish and rabbits, when they farm them in tiny cages with no darkness, they feed them rancid cheese, America alone uses some huge weight of off cheese each year for the fur industry. Thats incredibly gross, I might point it out to someone wearing animal fur, "did you know that living thing you had killed, with its skin draped around you, did you know that it lived on maggot ridden cheese?" I hate seeing women in leather shoes, or with leather purses etc. Why do we even like leather in the first place? I guess the normal kinda leather feels like rubber when its soft, when its hard its like a scaly plastic. When cars are advertised, they show off "Leather seats!!!!!" like you are just meant to stop thinking and be impressed by whatever they claim is the "in thing". In the Top Gear NZ magazine, they have symbols in car reviews to let you know what features the car has, air conditioning etc. For leather seats they use a picture of a cow, its in red if it has leather seats, or grayed out if you're unfortunate enough not to have dead animal plastered around your Daihatsu. Dont people ever think about demanding more from car seats? Leather seats seem to have been thought of as high class thing for a hundred years, its probably more concrete than making cars out of metal. Why not some lovely sleek glass seats, you could slip in and out of them? Carbon Fibre? That would look really expensive. I've heard about old Volkswagens that had DENIM material inside, that sounds awesome! Like a huge pair of denim jeans, all throughout your car.

I saw a really nice hybrid Honda Civic at my work a few weeks back, it had awesome microfibre seat material, with exposed stitching. I really think that looked better than any leather seats I've seen, and it would probably be warmer when its cold, wouldnt heat up in the sun like leather seats, cheaper and kinder to make.

I made a planning file on my computer, I've listed some ideas I'd like to try talking about. Some things about New Zealand history would be interesting I think, the 1981 Springbok Tour, how the Manapouri Power Station was built, I was on a tour of the second tunnel that was made to increase its power output, and have a cap I won on a raffle there. Maybe an episode about alternative power in New Zealand, we have some Wind Turbines in Southland. Im always interested in Nuclear Power, so that right there deserves its own Pros and Cons episode. I've been outside of New Zealand once, a school trip to Australia, I have some good stories to tell about the visit, when I was at Dream World which is probably the biggest theme park in Australia, the two scariest rides BOTH malfunctioned, The Giant Drop and The Tower of Terror. They are both built on the same "huge metal pole", The Giant Drop is a harness bus thing that drives up the nearly 40 story poll and pauses up there for 40 seconds before it drops you back down, you actually pull a few G's according to Wikipedia. The Tower of Terror was the tallest and fastest rollarcoaster in the world when it was built which would have been so cool to say I'd been on, but I didnt because I was too scared and it had a major problem while I was there. The Giant Drop has a counterweight thats on the other side of the pole from the people carriage thing. Somehow the track the counterweight went up and down on BENT itself, I dont remember how I learnt that, how it got out, but the thing was shut down for 20 minutes or so while tech guys went up and fixed it somehow. "Is there a chance the track could bend? not a chance, my hindu friend" as the Monorail episode of The Simpsons put it. The Tower of Terror, the rollarcoaster that drives up and then back down in reverse down the pole, well the computer system in control stopped the car at the wrong time, instead of letting the 6 tonne car that does 0-160 Kph in a 7 seconds, it didnt make it back to the station where people get on and off, it stopped a hundred metres or so in front of it, maybe the computer thought it had a problem and had to put on emergency brakes, I dont know. I was too scared to go on those biggest rides anyway probably, I sort of regret it now of course, but when they both had major problems within a couple hours of each other on the day I were there? Not a chance. I remember my old friend Liam telling me about his trip to the Gold Coast Australia when we were both about ten. He had some story about how cool the Wipeout was, its a big twisty swing thing, you can find it easily enough on Google, and that someone had died on that once because the harness was too open around them, and they fell right out. I havnt found anything about it on the internet so I guess he was just making that up, but it stayed with me when I actually rode the thing myself! In future Ill talk more about the Australia trip.

I should do a podcast episode about famous people I like, almost all of them are inventors, like Richard Pearse, Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. I'll try and remember to talk about my favourite podcasts, maybe you will find something you like.

Future episodes might be made longer, this is just my first actual introduction episode, using my own voice! To repeat myself, you dont have to listen to each and every episode I put up, you can skip the fluffy bunny animal stuff, or the nerdy computer topics or whatever! I might try and aim for a new podcast each week, but no promises ok? If anyone is out there listening, thanks for letting me waste some of your precious, precious time! Theres no refunds buddy, read the sign!



If you want to contact me, even just to say you listened, send an email to jaywontdart@gmail.com, j a y w o n t d a r t @ gmail.com, I'd appreciate it.

Have a super happy day, bye.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Episode 0 Introduction podcast

Episode 0 Podcast up now! as read by my Mac's voice Alex :)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Hello World

My first podcast will be coming along soon, I'm actually waiting for the headset microphone to arrive right now!

here's the TradeMe auction I won :)

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=201030817

It should be here in a few days, so until then, I'm planning my podcast topics on paper!

Wish me luck